do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself
(Source: popeyeschicken, via bertwg97)
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school.
my favorite one: That is Mahogany!
(via jimstumblings)
